I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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