I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I'm just crazy horny about you
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
So much rum. So many feels.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
