Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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