Betty ford says i'm here all night
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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