apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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