He is such a slut. More and more my type.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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