I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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