I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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