I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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