So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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