It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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