my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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