We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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