The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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