Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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