Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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