we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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