oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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