She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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