Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My vagina is very pro this idea
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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