Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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