Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
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