im drinking this country out of the recession.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Randomize