You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Couch. On fire.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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