It's Friday. Sex?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
So here I am, sexting at work.
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