I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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