Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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