Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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