dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I wish i was in the wii world.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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