No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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