He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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