I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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