This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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