Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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