But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
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