Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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