i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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