I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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