Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
a search helicopter?!
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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