i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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