i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
