ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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