Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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