ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
last night I used snow as a chaser
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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