I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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