Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
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