Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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