He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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