his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
