Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's official drugs can't kill me
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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