i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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