Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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