You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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