Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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